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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 02:25 PM
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Two friends, a blonde and a redhead, are walking down the street and pass a flower shop where the redhead happens to see her boyfriend buying flowers. She sighs and says "Oh no my boyfriend is buying me flowers again".
The blonde looks at her quizically and says " why you don't like getting flowers"?
The redhead says "I love getting flowers but he always has expectations after giving them to me and I just don't feel like spending the next three days on my back with my legs in the air".
The blonde says "don't you have a vase?"
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 02:29 PM
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Old, but funny.
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Old Feb 11, 2003 | 02:36 PM
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heh heh...
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Old Feb 12, 2003 | 06:41 AM
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I need to find a girl like that...
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Old Feb 12, 2003 | 07:48 AM
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Originally posted by WestSideBilly
I need to find a girl like that...


No shite!!!!
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