Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach one day.....
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Two lobsters were sunbathing on the beach one day.....
The lady lobster suggested that the gentleman lobster to get them an ice cream each.
Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.
By the time he has finished his ice cream he realizes that his lady friend's ice had started to melt all down his claw.
He licked up the melting ice cream. It kept melting and he kept licking until he ended up eating the whole thing.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?
"Well" he explained, "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!"
Having purchased two ice cream cones Mr. Lobster made his way back to the beach, deciding on the way to eat his ice cream.
By the time he has finished his ice cream he realizes that his lady friend's ice had started to melt all down his claw.
He licked up the melting ice cream. It kept melting and he kept licking until he ended up eating the whole thing.
When he arrived back at the beach his lady lobster friend exclaimed, "Where are the ice creams?
"Well" he explained, "I decided to eat mine, then yours melted so I ate that too."
His lady friend was incensed and cried, "You shellfish bastard!"
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Hahah well, I guess so...
Here goes one;
A dad takes his son to the twin towers memorial in 2020, and says this is where the twin towers were. The boy ask what were the twin towers, and his dad says they were 2 large building that symbolized american capitalism, freedom, and wealth. Then he says, crazy muslim people flew their planes into the towers. The boy then ask, whats a muslim?
Here goes one;
A dad takes his son to the twin towers memorial in 2020, and says this is where the twin towers were. The boy ask what were the twin towers, and his dad says they were 2 large building that symbolized american capitalism, freedom, and wealth. Then he says, crazy muslim people flew their planes into the towers. The boy then ask, whats a muslim?
