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Two old men were sitting on a bench in a park one day.

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Default Two old men were sitting on a bench in a park one day.

One man said to the other "Slom, I feel 85 years old. All these aches and pains are a sign of old age. How do you feel?" The other said "Like a newborn baby. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just shit my pants."
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