Two Rednecks
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Two Rednecks
Two rednecks are walking toward each other when one sees the other carrying a bag on his shoulder.
He yells out, "Billy Bob! What you got in the bag?"
Billy Bob replies, "Aw, just some chickens, Cletus."
Cletus thinks to himself and says, "Hey, if I can guess how many chickens you got in that there bag, can I have one of 'em?"
Billy Bob says, "Shoot, if you can do that you can have both of 'em!"
Cletus squints his eyes and says, "Um... Five?"
He yells out, "Billy Bob! What you got in the bag?"
Billy Bob replies, "Aw, just some chickens, Cletus."
Cletus thinks to himself and says, "Hey, if I can guess how many chickens you got in that there bag, can I have one of 'em?"
Billy Bob says, "Shoot, if you can do that you can have both of 'em!"
Cletus squints his eyes and says, "Um... Five?"
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