The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

Two sides to every story!

Thread Tools
 
Old Aug 28, 2002 | 07:06 PM
  #1  
tokyo_james's Avatar
Thread Starter
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 65,827
Likes: 2
From: FCUK
Default Two sides to every story!

Her side of the story:

He was in an odd mood Saturday night. We planned to meet at a pub for a drink. I spent the afternoon shopping with the girls and I thought it might have been my fault because I was a bit later than I promised, but he didn't say anything much about it.

The conversation was very slow going so I thought we would go off somewhere more intimate so we could talk more privately. We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. Tried to cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else. I asked him,and he said no. But I wasn't really sure.

So anyway, in the car on the way back home, I said that I loved him deeply and he just put his arm around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he didn't say it back or anything, this was really starting to worry me.

We finally got back home and I was wondering if he was going to leave me! So I tried to get him to talk but he just switched on the TV, and sat with a distant look in his eyes that seemed to say its all over between us.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to bed.

Then after about 10 minutes, he joined me and to my surprise, he responded to my advances and we made love. But, he still seemed really distracted. Afterwards I just wanted to confront him but I just cried myself to sleep. I just don't know what to do anymore. I mean, I really think he's seeing someone else and that my life is a disaster.


His side of the story:

We lost the football.

Great shag though!!!!
Reply
Old Aug 28, 2002 | 07:12 PM
  #2  
jedwards's Avatar
20 Year Member
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 28,318
Likes: 9
From: This is not my house!
Default

HAHAHAHAHahahahah. Very good TJ and may TOO true.
Reply
Old Aug 28, 2002 | 07:26 PM
  #3  
PB02's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jan 2002
Posts: 4,667
Likes: 0
From: Melbourne
Default

ROTFLMAO



That's great James!
Reply
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 06:48 AM
  #4  
ltweintz's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 18,759
Likes: 0
From: Wheeler Army Airfield, HI
Default

ROTFLMAO!!!!

Woman almost always read way too much out of nothing.
Reply
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 10:10 AM
  #5  
AnDy_PaNdY's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Apr 2001
Posts: 10,655
Likes: 0
From: stafford
Default

FROTFLMFFAO
Reply
Old Aug 29, 2002 | 10:14 AM
  #6  
s2k_redhead's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Oct 2001
Posts: 5,707
Likes: 0
From: Camarillo
Default

Yes, it's true, and a great story, AnDy!

You boys just need to PAY ATTENTION, dammit!!!
Reply
Old Sep 1, 2002 | 03:47 PM
  #7  
AndyP's Avatar
Registered User
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Dec 2001
Posts: 8,508
Likes: 0
From: Burtonsville, MD
Default

LMAO!!! Excellent story TJ.
Reply

Trending Topics

Old Sep 2, 2002 | 10:35 AM
  #8  
The Unabageler's Avatar
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 20,448
Likes: 0
From: internet
Default

:laughs outrageously at andy's excellent joke:

Reply
Old Sep 2, 2002 | 11:00 AM
  #9  
The Raptor's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
Community Builder
Active Streak: 30 Days
Liked
 
Joined: Jul 2001
Posts: 59,370
Likes: 1,615
From: La Crescenta, CA
Default

Too funny -- women!
Reply
Old Sep 3, 2002 | 01:06 PM
  #10  
Ledfoot's Avatar
Registered User
 
Joined: Jul 2002
Posts: 12,891
Likes: 0
From: Port-au-Prince, Haiti
Default

Hahahaha

:recalls remarkable similarity to ex-girlfriend:
Reply



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 07:32 PM.