The ultimate response to a break up letter.
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The ultimate response to a break up letter.
The Ultimate Response to a to Break Up Letter.
An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she
had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and
she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went round
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."
An Army ranger was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he
received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she
had slept with two guys while he had been gone, she wanted to break up and
she wants pictures of herself back.
So the Ranger does what any squared away Ranger would do. He went round
to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find.
He then mailed about 25 pictures to his girlfriend with the following note:
"I'm sorry I can't remember which one you are, but please take the one
that belongs to you and send the rest back. Thank you."
funny funny!!
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A couple went on a working holiday to Canada snow resorts. They go out together one night but he gets tired so she says go have a sleep and Ill be home soon. An hour later he came back to the pub to find her getting to know the locals, doesn't say a word, heads back to their accomodation. Next day while she is at work he gathers their nude photo collection and posts it to her parents explaining what a lovely time they are having on their holidays.