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Old 06-21-2008, 12:33 PM
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The Universal Declaration of Post Whore and Muppet Rights

Whereas recognition of the inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all post whores and Muppets in the Corner is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the Corner,

Whereas disregard and contempt for a whores rights have resulted in barbarous acts which have outraged the conscience of the whores, and the advent of a Corner in which whores shall enjoy freedom of speech and belief and freedom from fear, want, flood control and being PWN3D, has been proclaimed as the highest aspiration of the common people,

Whereas it is essential, if whore is not to be compelled to have recourse, as a last resort, to rebellion against tyranny and oppression, that human rights should be protected by the Definitive Posting Rules,

Whereas it is essential to promote the development of friendly relations between whores,

Whereas the whores of the Corner have in the Charter reaffirmed their faith in fundamental post whore rights, in the dignity and worth of the whore and in the equal rights of manly-man-whores and Babes-of-the-Corner-whores and have determined to promote bacon and extended vB,

Whereas all the post whores and Muppets alike have pledged themselves to achieve, in co-operation with the Corner, the promotion of universal respect for and observance of human rights, leg humping and fundamental freedoms,

Whereas a common understanding of these rights and freedoms is of the greatest importance for the full realization of this pledge.


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as one of the original Corner dwellers I'll sign

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even though I didn't understand most of that.

on!
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You lost me right here:
"inherent dignity and of the equal and inalienable rights of all post whores and Muppets in the Corner is the foundation of freedom, justice and peace in the Corner,"
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Just sign it. You don't read stuff you just sign.
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WALL OF TEXT !!!
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Just sign it.
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there. you happy now?
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I need a pen
& it must have spa ink <highmaintnancewhore
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