no more elements with cool new names?

 

They cleaned up the table...

 

whatcrawledupyourassanddiedium

 

It's safe to assume most of it is mostly carbon-based.

 

 

That was, bar none, the funniest story I've read in years. I was sitting in my office, tears streaming down my face, silently heaving with laughter while trying to look like I was somehow finding my work to be immensely interesting.

I failed. I had to stop halfway through just to wipe the tears away.

 

 

thanks for the GAS

 

 

My deepest sympathy, 8D.