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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:57 PM
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Michael-Attesons-Computer17inch:~ michaela$ uptime
17:55 up 11 days, 5:30, 2 users, load averages: 2.27 2.80 2.54
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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And with that M$ Excel will not open! Time for a restart!
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:31 PM
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Can I piss on M$ in here?
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 20 2006, 03:31 PM
Can I piss on M$ in here?
I know there's a thread for that sort of thing, but I assure you. Nobody's lookin'...
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:33 PM
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Jason's-9.5inch:~ jasonw$ uptime
15:32 up 3 hours, 1 user, load averages: 12.27 CCs
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:39 PM
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Originally Posted by jasonw,Jul 20 2006, 06:33 PM
Jason's-9.5inch:~ jasonw$ uptime
15:32 up 3 hours, 1 user, load averages: 12.27 CCs



Sounds like you need a purge.
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:40 PM
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Thanks Micro$loft!

Welcome to Darwin!
Michael-Attesons-Computer17inch:~ michaela$ uptime
18:37 up 5 mins, 2 users, load averages: 1.00 0.64 0.29
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:45 PM
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<-14min. . .

My hardware ain't that hard.
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:49 PM
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I'm about to call a doctor!
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Old Jul 20, 2006 | 02:52 PM
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If an erection persists for more than four hours eek immediate help from a professional
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