USC vs. UCLA -- OK, here's the real deal.
Two guys are sitting at the bar in a club one night after work, shooting the shit, just met, both wearing nice business suits. Guy #1: "I'll bet you graduated from USC." Guy #2: "That's right. How'd you know?" Guy #1: "I just figured as much, you're so impeccably dressed, well mannered, intelligent, and well versed in current events." Guy #2: "Well, thank you, thank you very much. I'll bet you graduated from UCLA." Guy #1: "That's right. How'd you know?" Guy #2: "Well, I confess, I saw your class ring when you were picking your nose."








