The ventriloquist and the indian chief -- Andy and James please read.
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The ventriloquist and the indian chief -- Andy and James please read.
A ventriloquist was visiting an indian reservation and happened to be talking to the chief. "Chief, would it be alright if I talked to your horse?" "Horse no talk." "Come on, Chief, I'm a guest here on your reservation, humor me." The chief nods his head. The ventriloquist gets nose to nose to the with the horse. "So, how do you like being the chief's horse?" "the chief takes me on a brisk run before dawn each day. I feel the wind whistling by my ears. I see the sun coming up through the leaves of the trees in the forest. I get lots of exercise, I'm well groomed , well fed. It's great being the chief's horse." The chief has a strange look on his face. "Chief, now would it be alright if I talked with your dog." "Dog no talk." "Come on, chief, you saw what happened with the horse." The chief nods his head. The ventriloquist gets down on his hands and knees and gets nose to nose with the dog. "So, how do you like being the chief's dog?" "Lots of fresh air and squirrels to chase. People throw me bones and pat me and play with me. I'm well fed. It's great being the chief's dog." The chief has a strange look on his face. "One more thing, chief. Would it be alright if I talked to your sheep?" "Sheep lie."
