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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 03:37 PM
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there's always the body cavity search
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 22 2007, 06:04 PM
she let me go cuz I told her she had nIce breasts
Nice work HipMom!
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 07:54 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 22 2007, 03:13 PM
reminded of the Danica ad " ROOKIE "
Actually, that line gets me cuffed and a swift kick to the nutz.
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 07:55 PM
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that picture is hilarious..
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 08:24 PM
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[RHCP Sir Psycho Sexy]
I got stopped by a lady cop
In my automobile
She said get out and spead your legs
And then she tried to cop a feel
That cop she was all dressed in blue
Was she pretty? Boy I'm tellin' you
She stuck my butt with her big black stick
I said "what's up?" now suck my dick
Like a ram getting ready to jam the lamb
She whimpered just a little when she felt my hand
On her crotch so very warm
I could feel her getting wet through her uniform
Proppin' her up on the black and white
Unzipped and slipped "ooo that's tight"
I swatted her like no swat team can
Turned a cherry pie right into jam
[/RHCP Sir Psycho]
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 08:35 PM
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hahahahhaah mom!!!
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 09:33 PM
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I just wanna say in my best Rudolph voice those cuffs were nOt vewy comfabull so don't be speeding
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 09:34 PM
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i wonder if she had those ziptie things
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 09:36 PM
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Originally Posted by vtecmom,Apr 22 2007, 10:33 PM
I just wanna say in my best Rudolph voice those cuffs were nOt vewy comfabull so don't be speeding
Most of us don't get arrested for speeding. If you could speak English, you might be able to avoid that fate.
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Old Apr 22, 2007 | 09:37 PM
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Originally Posted by bigygf,Apr 22 2007, 10:34 PM
i wonder if she had those ziptie things
... or shackles?
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