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VOTE: For the best pun!
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From: SoCal
Originally Posted by jasonw,Aug 18 2006, 09:57 AM
1. There was a wolf named Tim and he decided to shave off all his fur in the middle of winter. What did the other wolves call him after that? Tim-Burr-Wolf.
2. I went to see my guru but he wasn't omm.
3. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
4. What do you call a mean Ancient Egyptian leader? Un-fair-oh.
5. Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music? His Bach was worse than his bite.
6. He was able to listen to his favorite radio show in the morning because he had an AM radio
7. When I had my PlayStation stolen, my family were there to console me.
8. Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery.
9. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
10. A ham walked out of the hospital and said, "I'm cured".
2. I went to see my guru but he wasn't omm.
3. What did the triangle say to the circle? You're so pointless.
4. What do you call a mean Ancient Egyptian leader? Un-fair-oh.
5. Did you hear about the vampire who used to torture his victims with music? His Bach was worse than his bite.
6. He was able to listen to his favorite radio show in the morning because he had an AM radio
7. When I had my PlayStation stolen, my family were there to console me.
8. Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery.
9. The dead batteries were given out free of charge.
10. A ham walked out of the hospital and said, "I'm cured".
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to you sir.