VTECMOM was arrested for shop lifting. When she went before the judge in Sammamish, WA he asked her "What did you steal?" She replied "A can of peaches." The judge then asked her why she had stolen the can of peaches and VTECMOM replied that she was hungry. The judge then asked her how many peaches were in the can. She replied 6. the judge then said "I will then give you 6 days in jail." Before the judge could actually pronounce the punishment, VTECMOM's husband, C6, spoke up and asked the judge if he could say something. The judge said "What is it?" C6 said "She also stole a can of peas."

 

C6 would never say that!!!!

 

You're right... he'd say he stole a case of peas.

 

Or a sack of rice.

 

 

Where are my fava beans?

 

She would PITA the judge into submission anyway.

 

I think I saw
enjoying them with a nice chianti

 

".....a good idea, don't you think, Clarise." "Yes, of course, Dr. Leckter."

 

No tort reform for Momz. . . she let Anthony Hopkins eat my fava beans.