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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 10:52 AM
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cover your eyes.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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with bacon?
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 11:38 AM
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did someone say wake and bake?

....whirred
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 12:59 PM
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Have some bacon Dan. . . for once.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 01:01 PM
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that comes after the bakings done
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 01:02 PM
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just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you're Jewish.
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Old Aug 14, 2008 | 01:03 PM
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I never got around to that bacon cigar recipe. . . aww man, just figured out the secret, I think. . .
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Old Aug 15, 2008 | 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Peter Pantless,Aug 14 2008, 02:17 PM
Nah, that's what the bitch in the kitchen is for...


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Old Aug 15, 2008 | 10:58 AM
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Don't get your panties in a twist Shareall; I think he was talking about Wicky.
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Old Aug 15, 2008 | 08:36 PM
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besides...

wedgies are for people who wear underwear...
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