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Old May 6, 2006 | 09:20 AM
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Gonorrhea Lectim


The Center for Disease Control and Prevention has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of a sexually transmitted disease.
The disease is contracted through dangerous and high risk behavior.
The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim and pronounced "gonna re-elect him." Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for the past four years. Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

anti-social personality disorders delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones, extreme inability to incorporate new information, pronounced xenophobia and paranoia, inability to accept responsibility for own actions, cowardice masked by misplaced bravado, uncontrolled facial smirking, ignorance of geography and history, tendencies towards evangelical theocracy, and categorical all-or-nothing behavior. Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive
disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.

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Old May 6, 2006 | 09:29 AM
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Well, it's not a big deal anymore, since he can't get a 3rd term.
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Old May 6, 2006 | 09:34 AM
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haha I'm so out of it this morning, I found myself re-reading the name of the strain several times.
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Old May 6, 2006 | 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by clawhammer,May 6 2006, 01:29 PM
Well, it's not a big deal anymore, since he can't get a 3rd term.
Dont be so sure he has already usurped The Constitution!
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Old May 6, 2006 | 10:14 AM
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If we clone Bush, can we elect the clone to the presidency?
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Old May 6, 2006 | 12:21 PM
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where do i sign up?
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Old May 6, 2006 | 12:43 PM
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Old May 6, 2006 | 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,May 6 2006, 04:21 PM
where do i sign up?
Follow the sheep..er leader.










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Old May 6, 2006 | 01:58 PM
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Old May 7, 2006 | 02:37 PM
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