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Old Jul 6, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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This is a thread for good stuff found written in washroom. Doesn't have to be gross to be funny.
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Old Jul 6, 2002 | 02:48 PM
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"What are you looking here for... the joke is between your legs"

Seen written above a urinal in London Ontario Canada
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Old Jul 6, 2002 | 03:32 PM
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What is the diffrence between a lesbian and a triscut? One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker.
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 06:22 PM
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Written on the left hand wall of the toilet cubicle.....

For instructions for cubicle tennis, please see the other wall"

Written on the right hand wall of the toilet cubicle.....

For instructions for cubicle tennis, please see the other wall"


It must be the oldest toilet joke, but still worth posting
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 06:23 PM
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Written above a condom machine in the gents toilet......

Don't waste your money, this chewing gum tastes awful....
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Old Jul 7, 2002 | 06:46 PM
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Originally posted by tokyo_james
Written on the left hand wall of the toilet cubicle.....

For instructions for cubicle tennis, please see the other wall"

Written on the right hand wall of the toilet cubicle.....

For instructions for cubicle tennis, please see the other wall"


It must be the oldest toilet joke, but still worth posting







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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:09 AM
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 07:32 AM
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Flush twice, it's a long way to the cafeteria.

My old high school washroom
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Old Jul 8, 2002 | 05:27 PM
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Please do not throw matchsticks in the toilet bowl, the crabs here pole vault!!!

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Old Jul 9, 2002 | 09:16 AM
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Please don't thow cigarette butts in the toilet. It makes them soggy and hard to light.

In my Grandmothers cottage's outhouse
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