I have three stories from Traffic Court for you today momz:
STORY NUMBA 1:
Judge: So it says here you were cited for having outside speakers
Defendant: i don't have outside speakers
Judge: i think was the citation is for is a noise violation from your vehicle. do you have one of those big speaker boombox things in your vehicle?
Defendant: Yeah i have big speakers in my car
Judge: well how loud were you playing your music?
Def.: umm... like normal for me to hear it.
Judge: what's normal to you? do you play it loud enough to ruin your ears?
Def: umm.. nah.. just like normal
Judge: well if you keep playing it "normal" like that.. you're not going to be able to hear it after a while. what do you plea to the noise violation?
Def: umm.. guilty your honor.

STORY NUMBA 2:
Judge: it shows here you violated the posted speed limit and were driving without a license. guilty, not guilty, no contest?
Def: um..
Judge: well did you have a license at the time?
Def: no
Judge: well do you have a license now?
Def: um no.
Judge: well what happened to your license? did it get revoked?
Def: no
Judge: was it suspended?
Def: no
Judge: so i'm trying to understand here what exactly happened to your license?
Def: umm.. i never had one.
(lotsofblahblahblahinsertedhere)
Def: umm it's gonna be a while till i get a license and i just wanna get this out of the way so i'll pay the fine your honor.
Judge: the fine will be $269
Def: i'll pay that now. thank you your honor
Judge: $270 could have been a lot of bus rides for you...

STORY NUMBA 3: (this guy sat next to me and we were chatting about his ticket which he got while on his bike)
Judge: you were cited for exceedign the posted and no license plate
Def: you're honor here's what happened: i was driving 130mph and couldn't keep the front tire down.
Judge: what do you mean you couldn't keep your front tire down?
Def: well i was going really fast and i had trouble keeping the front end on the ground
Judge: so what you're trying to tell me is you were riding around on your back tire?
Def: yes your honor. but i got rid of the bike because i got so many wreckless driving tickets your honor. so i got rid of that sh*t.
Judge: ok... and what about your front plate?
Def: umm i don't have one.
Judge: well it says here that you registered your motorcycle this year
Def: that must have been the person who bought it off of me.
Judge: well did you register it last year?
Def: yes
Judge: and what about that plate and registration sticker. what did you do with that?
Def: umm.. i just threw it away...


all i have to say to these three people is:
i was dying trying to hold my laughter in.. i finally ducked behind the chair in front of me and laughed as quietly as possible although everyone behind me wasn't as discreet and burst out laughing in the court room

 

Judge: So, the officer said you rolled thru a stop sign.
RC: Not true your Honor, I was stopped. The sign kept coming at me. The sign never stopped.

 

^^^^^^^^^^FINALY someone who can READ! Good Job Lil Girl and ahhhh that 1st story coulda easily been Mom ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

 

Hey $hithead check your voicemail

 

Thank you for your vote RC.

 

Damn NP, you are quick

 

Its gettin deep in here!

 

:sheesh: She had an advantage over us. She was in traffic court where you will only find $hitheads.

 

No, I'm a ('o') :sheesh: