"Just take out the seats, torch out the floor, and reinstall it with hinges and some sort of locking mechanism. This will allow easy dumping of mulch out the bottom. Also, the 6-second top down, will allow for easy entry of paper, yard trimmings, table scraps, etc. Be sure to get one of those long poker tools to keep mixing the compost around and keeping it densely packed. This is the absolute latest in backyard fashion accessories."

Now this is a strange new individual on our board.

 

I bet he's an a**i stooker

 

He drinks Haterade!

 

Down with anti-stookers!

 

Down with Stook Composters.

 

I carry my long poker tool with me all the time. I don't use it much for stirring compost.

I like the hinged floor, by the way, as an ejection mechanism for folks who don't quite cut it in Cornerville. You gotta be careful though because you might throw off your alignment if you bump over the ejectee.

 

You know.....I just realized something. Charilie, our newest whore, hasn't spoken a word about his thought on the name Stook. Well Charlie? Are you man enough to call your S a Stook?

 

Don't go there Charlie!

 

May I remain mercifully silent on this particular issue? I plan to run for Mayor of Cornerville someday so I'd like to avoid taking a stand!

Actually, I already posted my feelings about this in an off-topic thread about worst car names. People had some *great* ideas for worst all-time names. My current favorite is Previa which some guy reminded me is like "Placenta Previa." This is a horrible birthing malady which has been known to kill babies and their moms. Not a funny problem, but a rather unforunate association for a car name. The Stook issue.... Well, I'll stay quiet if that's OK with you guys!

 

That's fine. Don't want to jump into that pool eh?