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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:23 AM
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2,000 years ago, Moses said, "Pick up your shovel, pack your ass, mount your camel and I shall lead you to the Promised! Land."

200-plus years ago, George Washington said, "Get off your ass, use your shovel, clear the land, grow plants for camels and it will be the Promised Land."

Last year, the Congress of the United States said "Si, Amigos, throw away your shovel, sit on your ass, light your Camels, we're giving you the Promised Land."
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:24 AM
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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Under NAFTA, you cannot make Tequila in the United States. Similarly, you cannot make Canadian Blended whiskey in the United States.

Congruently, it is also illegal to make Bourbon in Canada or Mexico, and it is illegal to make Canadian Blended Whiskey in Mexico, and it is illegal to make Tequila in Canada.

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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:27 AM
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:28 AM
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 09:32 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 18 2006, 10:26 AM
Under NAFTA, you cannot make Tequila in the United States. Similarly, you cannot make Canadian Blended whiskey in the United States.

Congruently, it is also illegal to make Bourbon in Canada or Mexico, and it is illegal to make Canadian Blended Whiskey in Mexico, and it is illegal to make Tequila in Canada.

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Makes sense to me. Who wants to make Tequila made in New York.
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 12:24 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Dec 18 2006, 10:32 AM
Makes sense to me. Who wants to make Tequila made in New York.
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 01:16 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 18 2006, 06:26 PM
you cannot make Canadian Blended whiskey in the United States.
That's cos it would become American Blended whiskey.
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Dec 18 2006, 06:26 PM
it is illegal to make Canadian Blended Whiskey in Mexico
That's because it would be Mexican blended whiskey
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Old Dec 18, 2006 | 01:48 PM
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Aquila Eagle is Astute. Quite Astute.
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