A very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart Greeter said pleasantly "Good morning, and welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?" The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, "Hell no they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9 and the other one's 7. Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?" "I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am," replied the greeter. "I just couldn't believe someone had sex with you twice. Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart."

 

 

Because WSB isn't here:

F- -

 

Please don't do WSB's work for him. He is lazy enough already.

 

Too late.

PigF'er stayed at my house, used my shower, sat on my couch, and I bought him beverages, but not before I carted his ass to the bar.

 

Time to burn the house to the ground, mix salt with the ashes and bury them in a bunker 1,000 feet underground in a lead-lined vault.

Just in case.

 

:wtf: you let him in your house? FFS, when he was at the ranch we at least kept him on the back deck

 

I don't have much of a back deck.

 

I had the hazmat team come in and seal the guest room.

 

So was there too...