So 2 nights ago at around 6pm one of my friends- named- they shall rename nameless - tells me to come with him to north Chazogeddon to try a "tasty" dish.

We go to his house but he tells us that his parents are having dinner so we cant chill there; my buddy implies that we go to a coffee shop and "chat."

After 15 minutes of looking for a starbucks. We find one and we sit inside.
I having a coffee and thinking about a cookie whose name is O-R-E-O- I offered to tell the about it's ingredients but he refused.

So we sit in the starbucks and I ask my buddy nameless if they make O-R-E-O's and he says 'yes' and suggests we head over to his favorite house - named Chazmos.

We all agree and head over to Chazmos. When we arrive at the house, I see his roommate is sitting at the bar and I thought to myself that this night is going to suck. redface.gif We head over to Chazmos bar and there is some chick who looks like a complete slut smoking a cigarette, and that's illegal in Massachusetts. We all sit at the bar while nameless and his friend are getting high (BTW, this guy is a complete non-gourmand and has become mentally unstable after eating fastfood for years) and I was about to leave.

Nameless offers me a hand dipped O-R-E-O and a breast milk and I accept. Earlier in the night nameless had mentioned that he thinks O-R-E-O and wine don't mix since it enhances the bitter flavors.

Nameless 's friend who was comepletely stoned asks me to come with her to the dining room and talk to her while she waits for her ride. I sit there with her sampling appetizers, trying to spark a convo and after 10 minutes she tells me she is really stoned and doesnt want stay for dinner. cry.gif One minute before she leaves, she asks me "what do you think they are doing in there?" (reffering to Ali, and the other patrons in Chazmos pool). I reply by saying I have no idea.

As soon as the girl leaves (whose name I forgot) I knock on the door at the other dining room at Chazmo's and get no response. Knock again and nothing. I knock one last time and they tell me to come inside. As I open the door I stand in comeplete shock. My friend nameless is pigging out on dipped O-R-E-Os Chaz in the rear of the dining room - his back faced towards me- while O-R-E-Os are flying all over Chazmo's. eek3.gif I start to walk out (b/c I have "table manners") and Nameless ells me to stay. I take a seat and try not to stare and they all tell me to join lol.gif (everybody is really hungry btw). There really wasnt room for me to join so I take off my hat and wait for one of them to leave. Nameless tells me to leave and he would call me back in 5 minutes.

After 15 minutes Nameless calls me in and I take off my hat again and try to join the team excercise. The O-R-E-Os starts giving me heartburn and I ask Chazmo if he can clear it away. He starts clear it away and My friend Nameless who was still eating in the rear looks at me and says "Happy Birthday bro"- b/c I had a birthday party the night before. I then secretly ask Nameless if he was going to have his main course soon since he had a bottle of wine in his hand and he doesn't like wine with O-R-E-Os. He nods and attempts to but gets denied b/c the hoestess was in still away from clearing my O-R-E-O dish. banghead.gif .

So I then stop and stand on the side (I really didnt feel comfortable having my maincourse around other people who were still eating O-R-E-Os, even though they were my friends) waiting for my friend to finish and I then go in for the kill; it's main course time! After 5 minutes of eating I ask "what is this? It's delicious!" (It was "O-R-E-Os hand dipped Miss Debs Style"). Until I found out the idiot Chazmo at Chazmogeddon had called up one of his friends by the name of Joe to join us at our table. Now there were too many at the table. So I tell the hostess "hey look, another friend". She stops serving me and looks to the side to see who was there. As a result, she tells Nameless we need to go home and I was completely bummed by this fact. Meanwhile, the idiot Joe Cool starts eating O-R-E-Os hand dipped Miss Debs Style as if we hadn't eaten appetizers - but he didnt realize it was his time for main course!

So I put my hat on and head out and the night was over.

Why am I writing this? I am writing this to tell you guys that OREOs is not that fun unless its with 1 guy and 2 or more women. It is really ridiculous trying to enjoy a O-R--E-O at a crowded table and my friend Nameless had the same issue.

Dont believe me? talk to some people who have been in the same situation. I asked some who have, and they said they had the same issue. I only did it for the hell of it, for bragging rights. that is all.







CLIFF NOTES: My wife hand dips Oreos in yummy chocolate and is trying to start a business out of it! You all should buy some.

 

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I screwed up the title! Josh please help! FIX!

 

(Go to the first post and 'edit'... you can fix it yourself)

 

Just start a new thread with the correction.

 

Very funny...

 

Holy edit Batman! HAve we always had that power? Thanks!

 

 

BS about what? you don't believe it was his first oreo? I think it was.