Billy--you deposit the check or not?

 

Call me right now and I'll letcha hear it

Oh wait youd have to call me on the reg phone so I can play the Voice Mail I'll PM ya da #

You were purdy cute when you said you were slightly ineeeeebreated


I keep trying to invision her face when you said as you began to nible her ear "wait! I need to call my Mom" O Billy Boy ur 2 much!

 

Focking A!

 

Jeff is a FAG!

 

Thanks, George.

 

On second thought, Jeff nailed that short -- big time. He just isn't talkin bout it. He be da man!!!!! Quit dissin my man, Jeff, you ing assholes!!!!!

 

Translation: Jeff, you be da man. Go for it, dude!!!!!

 

from home.

thanks to mom, wsb, meeyatch, les, and everyone that we embarassed in fort fun



mom... sorry for the late night drunk dial... i would have passed the phone to wsb, but he was occupied

 

Toe, apparently I called mom and left her an intoxicated voice mail... and Parrot girl is in it

 

ARRR!!!