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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 05:22 PM
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Tahoe, NV- He stood at the altar in a black tuxedo, but he was there for no earthly woman. WestSideBilly was dedicating his virginity to Jesus.

Saturday's rare Catholic ceremony, one his own pastor didn't know existed, turned the 27-year-old into a "consecrated virgin." Fewer than 200 men in the United States and 2,000 worldwide have declared their perpetual virginity this way, according to U.S. Association of Consecrated Virgins.

"There are people who think I'm nuts," WestSide said.
The ceremony was a revival of one of the church's oldest rituals.

Mystical marriage
The rite is available only to virgins, who agree to abstain from sex so they can dedicate their lives to Jesus Christ in what the association describes as a mystical marriage and a profound spiritual blessing. Each man wears a band on her left ring finger as a symbol, much like a wedding band.

WestSideBilly, who is not a monk, will continue to live on his own and work as a cook at Christ the King Seminary in a Seattle suburb.

He said he has plenty of support from family and friends.

"It is a good and holy thing to want to be in a virginal state," he said.

The ceremony was just the second of its kind performed in the Diocese of Seatle.

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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 05:54 PM
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wow, look at that blond
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Old Oct 8, 2006 | 06:20 PM
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:31 AM
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HUBBA HUBBA! Mmmm boobies
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:36 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Oct 9 2006, 06:31 AM
HUBBA HUBBA!
I almost spit my Fruity Pebbles when I read that. I agree though, hmm titays.
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:39 AM
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Originally Posted by BBY2KS2K,Oct 9 2006, 10:36 AM
I almost spit my Fruity Pebbles when I read that. I agree though, hmm titays.
Was there copy and/or a story in the top post?
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 06:40 AM
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Originally Posted by zdave87,Oct 8 2006, 09:22 PM
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"Dating wasn't working. I wasn't connecting," he said. "Not that I never wanted to be married or never wanted children."
I think I heard Barney say this a few times...right before his instant family!
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 07:01 AM
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Originally Posted by S2020,Oct 8 2006, 08:54 PM
wow, look at that blond
I did not notice her hair.
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 07:12 AM
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Congrats, WSB! Good luck in your new, monastic, life
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Old Oct 9, 2006 | 07:20 AM
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Originally Posted by SR71BB,Oct 9 2006, 11:12 AM
Congrats, WSB! Good luck in your new, monastic, life
Well its a step up from his wanking past...
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