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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 10:37 AM
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Nike Condoms: Just do it.

Toyota Condoms: Oh what a feeling.

Diet Pepsi Condoms: You got the right one, baby.

Pringles Condoms: Once you pop, you can't stop.

Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.

Flintstones Vitamins Condom Pack: Ten million strong and growing.

Secret Condoms: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.

Ford Condoms: The best never rest.

Chevy Condoms: Like a rock.

Dial Condoms: Aren't you glad you use it? Don't you wish everybody did?

New York Lotto Condoms: Cause hey-- you never know.

California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?

Avis Condoms: Trying harder than ever.

KFC Condoms: Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condoms: Always a Real Thing.

Lays Condoms: Betcha can't have just one.

Cambells Soup Condoms: Mm, mm good.

The Carl's Jr. Condom: If it doesn't get all over the place, it doesn't belong in your face...

General Electric: We bring good things to life!

AT&T condom: 'Reach out and touch someone.'

Bounty: The quicker picker upper.

Microsoft: where do you want to go today ?

Energizer: It keeps going and going and going....

M&M condom: 'It melts in your mouth, not in your hands!'

Chevron: use them? people do.

Taco Bell: get some; make a run for the border

MCI: for friends and family

Double Mint: Double your pleasure, double your fun!

The Sears latex condom: One coat is good for the entire winter

Delta Airlines travel pack: Delta's ready when you are

United Airlines travel pack: Fly United

The Star Trek Condom: To Boldly Go Where No Man Has Gone Before
Wendy Condoms: Where's the beef?
Denny's Condoms: $1.99 Grand Slam
Mazda Condom: It Just Feels Right!
Maxwell House: Good to the last drop!
McDonalds condom: Over 99 billion served
Hewlett Packard condoms: Expanding Possibilities
Burger King: Have it your way
Dairy Queen: We treat you right
AOL: So easy to use, no wonder it's #1
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 10:42 AM
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 10:48 AM
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Pretty damn funny!
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 12:00 PM
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honda condom - the power of dreams
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 12:00 PM
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acura condoms - performance to own
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 12:03 PM
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honda jetski condom: pure performance

honda insight: revolutionary mileage
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 01:28 PM
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honda odessy condom: room for the whole family
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Old Jun 18, 2002 | 02:06 PM
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A sampler from the Rainbow Rubber Condom Company in Victoria, British Columbia:

Pleasure Plus

Erotica RibbeD Lubricated

Chocolate

Tri-Color Lubricated

Paradise Super Sensitive

Rain- Personal Lubricant Grape

Penetrator Glow-In-The-Dark -- to boldsly go where no one's gone before

They come with operating instructions.

Rainbow Rubber Condom Company
100 Market Square
560 Johnson Street Victoria, BC V8W 3C6
(259) 388-3532

(888) 423-7193

Zoltan of Kabuki Kabs will take you there in his bicycle cab.
613 Herald Street
Victoria, BC V8W 1S8
(250) 385-4243
WEB: kabukikabs.com
E-MAIL: info@kabukikabs.com

Rainbow Rubber also has a location in Vancouver. Are you paying attention, BabyGrass?
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Old Jun 19, 2002 | 01:37 PM
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MyCondom (=extra post)

:-)

Aren't the Dutch funny people :-)
(do you know some?)

W.
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Old Jun 21, 2002 | 12:42 PM
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LOL
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