A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she can't sleep, the wife goes to the vet to see if he can help. The vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring. "Yeah, right!" she says. A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins snoring, as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to sleep. Muttering to herself, she goes to the closet, grabs a piece of red ribbon, and ties it carefully around the dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops snoring. The woman is amazed. Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from being out drinking with his buddies. He climbs into bed, passes out, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to the closet again, grabs a piece of blue ribbon, and ties it around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, he also stops snoring. The woman sleeps soundly. The man wakes from his drunken stupor and stumbles into the bathroom. As he standsd in front of the toilet, he glances in the mirror and sees the blue ribbon attached to his testicles. He is very confused. He walks back to the bedroom and sees ther red ribbon attached to the dog's testicles. He shakes his head, looks at the dog, and whispers "I don't know where we were or what we did, but, by God, we took first and second place.

 

 

FLMAO

 

The Rapter is back. Long live The Raptor.

 

:slapping knee:

 

 

 

Good shite!

 

he he he