What do you hate??
sigh......Haven...*blink-blink*.......what was I saying?
Oh yeah! I hate the fact that natural selection doesn't work HALF as fast as I would like it to on some of the god-awful drivers in downtown Bethesda.....Where the hell is Darwin with a blowgun and poison darts when you need him? ....Now I don't want to rant here....but does anyone else get sick of some of the stupid shit they see when driving around and ONLY when you're driving? Do you ever wonder if these people are this stupid with everything else they do in life? Can they not count change? Do they need velcro sneakers? It should NOT TAKE 30 MIN TO PARALLEL PARK! That's a 356 POINT TURN for christ sake!....to get a whole inch-and-a half closer to the curb you have been scraping....only to drop two shirts off at the cleaners and get back in and drive away two minutes later. Get a focking helmet and a harness....dig in your backyard...just DON'T DRIVE!.... Or the frick'n delivery guys who cut their licenses off the back of a CrackerJack box.....driving 2 mph on a cellphone....trying to figure out where the hell they are with an upside-down map in one hand an a Winston in the other.....Or the old farts in downtown who slap their Rolls to a dead halt...put on their hazards...and GET OUT to window shop at a
ing THRIFT STORE.....THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE
ING TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*whew!*........sorry about that......
Oh yeah! I hate the fact that natural selection doesn't work HALF as fast as I would like it to on some of the god-awful drivers in downtown Bethesda.....Where the hell is Darwin with a blowgun and poison darts when you need him? ....Now I don't want to rant here....but does anyone else get sick of some of the stupid shit they see when driving around and ONLY when you're driving? Do you ever wonder if these people are this stupid with everything else they do in life? Can they not count change? Do they need velcro sneakers? It should NOT TAKE 30 MIN TO PARALLEL PARK! That's a 356 POINT TURN for christ sake!....to get a whole inch-and-a half closer to the curb you have been scraping....only to drop two shirts off at the cleaners and get back in and drive away two minutes later. Get a focking helmet and a harness....dig in your backyard...just DON'T DRIVE!.... Or the frick'n delivery guys who cut their licenses off the back of a CrackerJack box.....driving 2 mph on a cellphone....trying to figure out where the hell they are with an upside-down map in one hand an a Winston in the other.....Or the old farts in downtown who slap their Rolls to a dead halt...put on their hazards...and GET OUT to window shop at a
ing THRIFT STORE.....THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD!!!!! YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FREE
ING TIME ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*whew!*........sorry about that......











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