I hate panhandlers. This guy was in front of me in line at Ralphs last week arguing with the checker over whether or not he had enough money to buy oner large can of fortified beer -- at 7AM. He didn't and he's holding up the line. I finish my purchase, walk out the door, and he says "Excuse me sir, could you spare somwe change, we're trying to get some money for breakfast." I said "Is that before or after you buy that can of beer, you lying sack of shit."

 

I hate LLB's (left-lane bandits) and pylons. Where's that "No Pylons" avatar? And yes, TJ, I am also annoyed by people that say, "Can I ask you a question?" My response is, "Obviously you have the ability to do so, but no, you may not."

 

I hate people who pull just barely into an intersection to make a left turn, waiting for traffic going the other way, not pulling forward, with total disregard for the people waiting in back of them.

 

I hate people who drive the wrong way on a one way street. I honked hollered at a lady coming straight at me last week doing that last month. She gave me a snotty look and said "I know."

 

I really, really hate those f*cking people who frequent that new Starbucks and park in our lot at work, even though there are "Private Parking," "Tow Away," and "No Starbucks Parking" signs posted every -- hundreds of them. When I leave my parking space, I leave a bright orange cone. Some asshole last week just ran over it and parted his truck there. Next week, I'm filling it with cement. I hope to hell he comes back.

 

Homicide, George. Completely justified; there's not a jury in the world that would convict you.

 

I hate people who comes onto the subway platform just as the train is about to leave the terminal, and takes their own sweet friggin time walking into the train. There's 100-200 people on board waiting for the one or two of you, the least you could do is pretend you're hurrying up.

(this is assuming said person isn't handicapped or anything )

 

 

I hate it when you have to fart... but you keep it in... because you know... you don't want to stink or people to hear it...

 

I hate it when people FART infront of you and don't even say excuse me... or make a funny joke about it...