For me, it's a tie between (1) "Whad you shine dem shoes wid, boy, a Herschey Bah?" and (2) (right before running through the showers) "All I wanna see is assholes n elbows."

 

it wasn't funny until after I did what they told me, but

"Once you hold the flame to the pipe, take a deep breath in and hold it...It takes 7 seconds for your lungs to absorb the THC."

 

Couldn't tell you, I didn't go to Basic Training. Heck, I'm not even old enough for Basic Training.

 

Basic training?

 

Oh MY GOD!! What is that hanging out of your nose....It's a booger....It looks like it wants to bite me.........Did I say get the booger....You'll leave it there 'till you graduate. You'll sleep with it....eat with it....do push ups with it....Do you understand me.

or


As we were all in the shower, SA harris was in facing away from the door and Company commander BM3 klepeski came in. SA Harris was singing "Welcome to the Jungle". Klepeski said "HEY HARRIS!", Harris (not knowing who said it) replied "HEY WHAT!" Klepeski then called everyone into the shower room. He made Harris' naked ass turn around to face us all and said "Jumping Jacks.....BEGIN!"......You get the picture

 

Never did basic training, in fact I have never done any programming training

 

 

LOL, the computer industry sounds really tough