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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 05:35 PM
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holy shit. I made it up to purgatory
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 06:35 PM
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I'm going to purgatory
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:35 PM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Mar 6 2006, 03:53 PM
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis
You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Is there an elevator I can take to a different level?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 07:36 PM
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If I said I never looked at porno, would that have moved me up a level?
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Old Sep 8, 2006 | 08:05 PM
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only if you didn't have premarital sex and don't masturbate.

rules are rules...
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 02:05 AM
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Originally Posted by wicky,Sep 8 2006, 08:05 PM
only if you didn't have premarital sex and don't masturbate.

rules are rules...
Well, I'm ****ed on both counts. Time to pack my bags; off to hell I go!
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 03:35 AM
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First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.



Virtuous Non-believer? Me?
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 05:12 AM
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Originally Posted by YeloS2000ShowGrl,Mar 8 2006, 02:43 PM
bi-chicks rock


I think that is just sick and disgusting .................












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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 05:27 AM
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purgatory

i'm an almost angel
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Old Sep 9, 2006 | 05:30 AM
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that survey's shit ..... I am worse than the devil himself and it only put me at level 3
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