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Old Jan 9, 2004 | 09:07 PM
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Wow! What a long day today...
Just got home.
Started work 13 hours ago. Reminds me of residency.

Best patient of the day (as best as I can remember the conversation)

S2020 - hello. So why are you here today?
patient - well, it's my eyes (this response is actually somewhat common).
S2020 - OK, so what's wrong with your eyes?
patient - I don't know. You're the doctor (acting exasperated).
S2020 - OK what about your eyes that's bothering you? Do you have pain? Can you see well?
patient - can't you tell what's wrong with me?
S2020 - well, I don't know yet. I'd like to ask you about your eyes first, then examine you then I can say what the problem is.
(some more convoluted conversation where the patient assumes I should know the diagnosis before even examining her)
patient - why are you asking me all this stuffs? Are you sure you're a doctor?
some people make it soooo fun...


(just typing this makes me think back to the conversation and I'm getting a little frustrated again).

I'm just glad I'm home now and get to relax a little before heading back to the office tomorrow. Hopefully, no such mystery patient.
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Old Jan 9, 2004 | 09:49 PM
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did you stab her?
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 03:35 AM
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I've got a problem with my eyes to, Ninh. Can you tell me what's wrong?
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 04:04 AM
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My eyes hurt also. What is wrong with them?
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 05:11 AM
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i would have poked her in the eye and asked her if it hurt
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 06:04 AM
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I'll stab her for you.
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 01:25 PM
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pork sword?
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 01:28 PM
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what a long day, I just woke up at 2pm.... finally some sleep
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 01:38 PM
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i want to sleep!!!!
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Old Jan 10, 2004 | 02:01 PM
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by S2020
Wow!
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