What size condoms?
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What size condoms?
A man in line at a grocery store realized he had forgotten condoms, so he asked the attractive checkout girl if she could have some brought to the register. She asked "What size condoms?" He said he didn't know, so she asked him th drop his pants, reached over the counter, grabbed hold of him, and called over the intercom "One box of large condoms, Register 5."
The next guy in line, up for a cheap thrill, told the checker that he too had forgotten condoms and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. Same drill, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said "One box of medium condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was a teenage boy who had never had any sexual contact with a female and thought here was his big chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked what size and he said he didn't know. Same drill, she gave him a squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said:
"Cleanup, register 5."
The next guy in line, up for a cheap thrill, told the checker that he too had forgotten condoms and asked if she could have some brought to the register for him. Same drill, she gave him a quick feel, picked up the intercom and said "One box of medium condoms, Register 5."
A few customers back was a teenage boy who had never had any sexual contact with a female and thought here was his big chance. When he got to the register he told the checker he needed some condoms. She asked what size and he said he didn't know. Same drill, she gave him a squeeze, then picked up the intercom and said:
"Cleanup, register 5."
