A kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came to present what they'd found, little Billy walked up to the front of the class and made a small white dot on the blackboard and sat back down. Puzzled, the teacher asked him just what it was. "It's a period" said Billy." "Well, I can see that," replied the teacher, "but what's so exciting about that?" "Damned if I know," said Billy, "but this morning my sister announced she was missing one, Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted, and the man next door shot himself."

 

 

 

story of my life, donchaknow

 

 

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???,Jack.