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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:16 AM
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What She Wants in a Man -- Original List:
1. Handsome
2. Charming
3. Financially successful
4. A caring listener
5. Witty
6. In good shape
7. Dresses with style
8. Appreciates finer things
9. Full of thoughtful surprises
10. An imaginative, romantic lover

What She Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 32)
1. Nice looking
2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner
4. Listens more than talks
5. Laughs at my jokes
6. Carries bags of groceries with ease
7. Owns at least one tie
8. Appreciates a good home-cooked meal
9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries
10. Seeks romance at least once a week

What She Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 52)
1. Not too ugly
2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady - splurges on dinner out occasionally
4. Nods head when I'm talking
5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
10. Shaves most weekends

What She Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 62)
1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed
2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public
3. Doesn't borrow money too often
4. Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting
5. Doesn't retell the same joke too many times
6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends
7. Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear
8. Appreciates a good TV dinner
9. Remembers your name on occasion
10. Shaves some weekends

What She Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 72)
1. Doesn't scare small children
2. Remembers where bathroom is
3. Doesn't require much money for upkeep
4. Only snores lightly when asleep
5. Remembers why he's laughing
6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself
7. Usually wears some clothes
8. Likes soft foods
9. Remembers where he left his teeth
10. Remembers that it's the weekend

What She Wants in a Man, Revised List (age 82)

1. Breathing
2. Doesn't miss the toilet








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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:21 AM
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 09:24 AM
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I guess im good to go till AT LEAST 52
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:37 PM
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Because you remember to put down the toilet seat?
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:41 PM
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I jus pee on the seat
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Feb 14 2007, 01:41 PM
I jus pee on the seat
next time you come over, you're either using the litter box... or going outside with Toby to "hurry up"
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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whaaaaaat did i dooOooOo
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:43 PM
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Originally Posted by beanolo,Feb 14 2007, 01:43 PM
whaaaaaat did i dooOooOo
peeeeeeee on the seeeeeeat is baaaaaaad
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:44 PM
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ill be gentle.
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Old Feb 14, 2007 | 12:49 PM
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Originally Posted by minako,Feb 14 2007, 04:43 PM
peeeeeeee on the seeeeeeat is baaaaaaad
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