What are you doing for Halloween tonight?
candy to trick or treaters wearing my Billy Bob teeth (one of which has a gold star). I let them reach into a big bag which has a battery-powered hand with moving fingers. Scares the hell out of them. Last year, one of the fathers said "You shouldn't scare the kids like that." I replied "Excuse me, it's halloween." He said "Well, you just shouldn't do it." I said "Get the
off my property." How to make friends and influence people.
off my property." How to make friends and influence people.









I read this wrong. I thought you meant you were gonna drink till you pass out!


