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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:21 PM
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Before I tell my jokes I would like to say I'm not racist in any way. If you are offended than I'm really sorry and I apologize.

What do you call a black guy in court?

Answer= Guilty


What do you call two Mexicans playing soccer?

Answer= Wuan on Wuan


You have to be drunk for this next joke.


Why did the monkey fall off the tree?

Answer= because he was dead
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:25 PM
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Q.) Why did James cross the road?

A.) To get to the sheep & the six pack.
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:28 PM
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Originally posted by MistaSnipes
Q.) Why did James cross the road?


Because he was glued to the chicken !
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:32 PM
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:33 PM
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:34 PM
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:35 PM
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Ohhhh, that's gotta hurt !!!!
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:46 PM
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:headinhand:
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:48 PM
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Old Aug 25, 2003 | 09:50 PM
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copy cat




owwww
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