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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?

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Old Mar 7, 2003 | 01:31 PM
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Default What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife?
45 pounds.

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.
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Old Mar 7, 2003 | 01:33 PM
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Heard this joke from this unknown comedian... he said,"The best chicks to date are homeless ones. Why? Cuz after sex, you can drop 'em off anywhere!"
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Old Mar 7, 2003 | 08:35 PM
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Have you tried that wantone???
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[QUOTE]Originally posted by wantone
[B]Heard this joke from this unknown comedian... he said,"The best chicks to date are homeless ones. Why? Cuz after sex, you can drop 'em off anywhere!"
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Wantone is terrible
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Differance between a whore, a slut and a wife ?

A whore says "are you done yet?"

A slut says "is that all?"

A wife says " Beige, I'll paint the ceiling beige"
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