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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 08:47 AM
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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 09:00 AM
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>From Alhaji Odiko Hamza.
12 Olowu St Ikeja
Lagos Nigeria.
Tel: 234 6531 9886
Fax: 234 6531 9887




ASSISTANCE REQUIRED FOR SOURCING/PURCHASE OF MACHINERY

Excuse my communication through on an issue as important as this one. We shall definitely open up a more confidential form of communication as soon as I receive a positive response from you.I write to inform you of my desire to purchase and import Machinery in your country on behalf of the Director of Contracts and Allocations of the federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources in Nigeria. We have made the necessary enquiries, and we have been informed that the Machinery are available and can be obtained in your country. Hence our desire to have an overseas agent is very important. I have therefore been directed to inquire if you would agree to act as our oversea agent in order to actualize this transaction.

It may interest you to know that our government,having realized that crude oil is not the only source of income for the country, has began serious programs in the areas mentioned above. This is why we are taking advantage of the situation to establish an out fit, that would handle such matters. This way, we can sell, lease or even execute contracts for individuals, organizations or the government.

The deal, in brief, is that the funds with which we intend to carry out our proposed investment in your country is presently in a coded accountant at the Nigerian Apex Bank (i.e. the Central Bank of Nigeria), we intend to transfer the funds to your country in a convenient bank account that will be provided by you before we can put the funds into your account in your country you shall be considered to have executed a contract for the Federal Ministry of Petroleum Resources in Nigeria. The contract sum comes to a total of US$31 Million. We have agreed to give you 30% of the funds for your participation. As soon as payment is effected, and the amount mentioned above is uccessfully transferred into your account, we intend to use our own share in acquiring some Construction,Oil drilling equipment, Farm machinery and Marine Equipments abroad. For this you shall also serve as our agent.

In the light of this, I would want you to forward to me, your detail particulars such as your company name and address, your private telephone numbers for easy communication.You are requested to communicate your acceptance of this proposal through my personal mailbox adress odiko_hamza2@yahoo.com, after which we shall discuss in details the modalities for seeing this transaction through. Your prompt response will be highly appreciated.

Thank you in anticipation of your cooperation.

Yours faithfully,
Alhaji Odiko Hamza.




Old Oct 20, 2004 | 10:01 AM
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Originally Posted by PeaceLove&S2K,Oct 20 2004, 11:47 AM
Old Oct 20, 2004 | 12:04 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 02:35 PM
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Originally Posted by clipboard
There will be an internet access outage for system maintenance on the following dates:


Thursday, October 21st from 9:00 PM until 10:00 PM.
Friday, October 22nd from 9:00 PM until October 23rd 1:00 AM.
The outage will affect internet browsing.



We apologize for the incontinence and thank you for your patience.



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Our network admin actually sent this to quite a few people in the company.
Old Oct 20, 2004 | 02:39 PM
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I guess we sys admins/computer people often crap our pants when things don't go the way we expect them to.
Old Oct 20, 2004 | 06:35 PM
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Old Oct 20, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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Old Mar 26, 2005 | 12:11 PM
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Old Apr 17, 2005 | 03:32 AM
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