The Corner House of Whores and Monkeys. Enter for Fun & Shenanigans! We're weird here. In the most awesome way possible.

What's on your clipboard right now?

Thread Tools
 
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:54 AM
  #911  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

1z168279031012
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:57 AM
  #912  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default





DELIVERY NOTIFICATION

Dear Customer,

This is in response to your request for delivery information concerning the shipment listed below.

Tracking Number: 1Z 168 279 03 1012 521 8
Service Type: GROUND
Package Weight: 12.00 Lbs
Shipped or Billed on: Apr 26, 2005
Delivered on: Apr 27, 2005 1:21 P.M.
Delivered to: 100 W DUNCANNON AVE
PHILADELPHIA, PA, US 19120
Signed by: RUBIN


Location: RECEIVER

Thank you for giving us this opportunity to serve you.

Sincerely,
United Parcel Service

Tracking results provided by UPS: Jun 1, 2005 3:57 P.M. Eastern Time (USA)
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 11:59 AM
  #913  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default





DELIVERY NOTIFICATION

Dear Customer,

This is in response to your request for delivery information concerning the shipment listed below.

Tracking Number: 1Z 168 279 03 1012 528 1
Service Type: GROUND
Package Weight: 4.00 Lbs
Shipped or Billed on: Apr 27, 2005
Delivered on: Apr 28, 2005 2:19 P.M.
Delivered to: LOWELL
450 W NEDRO AVE
PHILADELPHIA, PA, US 19120
Signed by: STEJNBG


Location: OFFICE

Thank you for giving us this opportunity to serve you.

Sincerely,
United Parcel Service

Tracking results provided by UPS: Jun 1, 2005 3:58 P.M. Eastern Time (USA)
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 07:43 PM
  #914  
mikes2k's Avatar
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Jun 2001
Posts: 88,444
Likes: 21
From: Pt. A to Pt. B via VTEC!!
Default

http://yahoo.reuters.com/financeQuoteCompa...n0153786_newsml


^
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 07:51 PM
  #915  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,886
Likes: 2,035
From: SoCal
Default

New Title: (HOTEL CORNER-OOOOSKY)

New Lyrics: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair
Warm smell of colitas rising up though the air
Up ahead in the distance, I saw a shimmeing light
I had to stop for the night


There she stood in the doorway;
I heard the mission bell
I was thinkin to myself,
This could be Heaven or this could be Hell
Then she lit up a candle and she showed me the way
There were voices down the coridor,
I thought I heard them say........

Welcome to the Hotel Corner-oooosky
Such a lovely place (such a lovely face)
Plenty of room at the Hotel Corner-ooosky
Any time of year,you can find it here

Her mind is definatley-twisted, she got the Honda S2K
She got a lot of pretty, pretty boys, that she calls friends
How they post in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.
Some post to remember some post to forget

So I called up the Captain (John)
Please bring me my wine
He said " We haven't had that Whore here since 1969
And still those voices are calling from far away,
Wake you up in the middle of the night
Just to hear them say

Welcome to the Hotel Corner-ooosky
Such a lovely place (such a lovely face)
They livin it up at the Hotel Corner-ooosky
What a nice surprise, bring your alibis

Mirrors on the ceiling,
The brewskies are on ice
And she said "WE ARE ALL JUST PRISONERS HERE, OF OUR OWN DEVICE"
And in the masters chambers
They gather for the feast of Spam
They stab it with their steely knives
But they just can't kill the beast

Last thing I remember I was
Running for the door
I had to find the passage back
To the CORNER I was at before
"Relax said the night man,
We are programmed to recieve.


(Most important line!!!)

YOU CAN CHECK OUT ANY TIME YOU LIKE, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE!



Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:19 PM
  #916  
The Unabageler's Avatar
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 20,448
Likes: 0
From: internet
Default

so i'm totally gonna threadjack this, i just IM'd some girl, i'm really drunk, i thought it was someone i knew from years ago when i was in the $$$$$$ industry, but it turns out it's some chick that I know from my town but I have no ing clue who it is. I hope they dont' recognize me, i'll get so much shit for that. This is a small town all things considered.
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:22 PM
  #917  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,886
Likes: 2,035
From: SoCal
Default

Originally Posted by The Unabageler,Jun 1 2005, 08:19 PM
so i'm totally gonna threadjack this, i just IM'd some girl, i'm really drunk, i thought it was someone i knew from years ago when i was in the $$$$$$ industry, but it turns out it's some chick that I know from my town but I have no ing clue who it is. I hope they dont' recognize me, i'll get so much shit for that. This is a small town all things considered.
Joshy U da bombdigity and no worries da Canuck wont rag on ya less ya post a DUDE in his tread
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:23 PM
  #918  
MrForgetable's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
20 Year Member
 
Joined: Feb 2003
Posts: 15,960
Likes: 7
From: USC
Default

http://www.cnn.com/2005/LAW/05/31/homeless...g.ap/index.html
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:24 PM
  #919  
vtecmom's Avatar
Gold Member (Premium)
Photogenic
Liked
Loved
Community Favorite
 
Joined: Jun 2002
Posts: 111,886
Likes: 2,035
From: SoCal
Default

Originally Posted by MrForgetable,Jun 1 2005, 08:23 PM
Lil Georgie datz SO
Old Jun 1, 2005 | 08:29 PM
  #920  
The Unabageler's Avatar
Former Moderator
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 20,448
Likes: 0
From: internet
Default

http://www2.b3ta.com/sleepy-kittens/



All times are GMT -8. The time now is 05:25 PM.