Yesterday I spent $10 to wash my daily driver, a '94 Volvo 850. Around dinnertime, I walked out to the driveway to take the trash out. I glance at my car and it has these huge mud splatters all along the hood, windshield, and roof. At first I thought the teenage kids nextdoor (hooligans) were f**king with me...As I got closer to the car I could smell the sh*t ! I was amazed... The sheer volume of the stuff was mind boggling...Some of the splatters were 4 and 5 inches across....! I have no idea what kind of flying shit machine deposited this stuff on my car...A flock of Geese...Light plane flushes the toilet...Whatever! It was disgusting. Anyway, I got the hose out and cleaned it up...Right before dinner too...



I promise this is my last "scat" thread...

 

OMG that was so funny... I think I just got everyones attention. I have had that happen before and you just wonder what the hecht is flying around out there...

SweetJ

 

I thought you said "when cattle fry"

 

Now maybe you guys will listen to me when I tell you, from an ambient air quality perspective, there's a lot of shit in the LA air.