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Old Sep 18, 2011 | 04:15 PM
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BFF - best friend fell
BTW -bring the wheelchair
IMHO - is my hearing aid on?
ATD - at the doctor
BYOT - bring your own teeth
FWIW - forgot where I was
GGPBL - gotta go, pacemaker battery low
GHA - got heartburn again
LMDO -laughing my dentures out
IPM- I pooped myself
OMMR - on my massage recliner
ROFLACGU -rolling on floor laughing and can't get up
IFTP.... i forgot the point
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Old Sep 18, 2011 | 04:54 PM
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Old Sep 18, 2011 | 05:23 PM
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I have another one

OMG = on my gurney
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Old Sep 19, 2011 | 07:29 AM
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Old Sep 19, 2011 | 12:45 PM
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 06:27 AM
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does Raptor even text??
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 08:43 AM
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I'd send this to my 80 year old father but he wouldn't get the joke.
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Old Sep 20, 2011 | 10:14 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82
does Raptor even text??
Can Crazy Cracker still get it up?
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Old Sep 21, 2011 | 09:14 PM
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fight fight fight
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Old Sep 22, 2011 | 06:38 AM
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I liked these!


Monica
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