Who pissed in your Corn Flakes this morning?

And

Can I be next?

You apparently don't have a big enough chip on your shoulder.

 

Well, swollen cheeks are better than. . . . a sprained wrist.

 

My shoulders are way too broad to notice a chip on them. I didn't get that muscle walking around the football field during halftime humping my instrument like all the cool band kids

 

i aint dissin you at all bro

i remember back in high school band a couple of the trumpet players dabbled with the french horn and they couldn't get it down all the way. one guy did do it well and it adds such a cool sound to the horn section

for some reason one song that sticks out with the french horn is "pas de deux" by tchaikovsky which was in "the nutcracker suite"

 

dood dis whoever and anything you want in here since we all do it, but don't f@#k with anything that pertains to music, ANYTHING!!!

Thank you for your consideration

 

Halftime? Soccer? Is this a sports thing?

We didn't have an American Rules Rugby team. . . if you knew the reason why, it'd make your head explode.

 

I enjoy music. I don't enjoy scrub pimple faced obese teenagers interrupting my football game with their halftime nonsense. The grass is being tainted with the bottoms of walking shoes instead of cleats!

I boo the home team band, and the away team band. The only entertainment I get from watching them is when they fall. Then I mercilessly ridicule them until they either quit the band or kill themselves.

 

Yeeeeeeeeeeaahhhhh.

1. You're from Texas. I'll cut you some slack. Even those D-bags are a little hardcore by my standard.

2. We lost our football program due to a lack of participation. . . something about a "socio-economic and ethnic change" in our population. . . let's just say our Badminton team was impossible to beat.

:roflcopter:

 

 

And for once, I don't think you're a complete meathead.