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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:04 AM
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:25 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 19 2007, 10:53 AM
I am the very model of a modern Major-General
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotepotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies
I know the croaking chorus from the Frogs of Aristophanes
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinapinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin"
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a javelin
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat"

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee

You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a gee
You'll say a better Major-General had never sat a sat a gee

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
I am the very model of a modern Major-General

But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral
He is the very model of a modern Major-General
I had a part in Pirates of Penzance in high school.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:35 AM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 19 2007, 11:25 AM
I had a part in Pirates of Penzance in high school.
The only musical where I wasn't in the orchestra, was in "South Pacific." Yes, I played a Sailor (not Bloody Mary).
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:48 AM
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Did all the sea men make you nervous?



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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 10:49 AM
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No. They were SeaBees, mostly.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 11:04 AM
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 11:05 AM
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by 8D_In_Trunk,Feb 19 2007, 11:49 AM
No. They were SeaBees, mostly.
I know a guy at the gym who was US Navy Construction Battalion. He's a real prick.
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 12:00 PM
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Originally Posted by The Raptor,Feb 19 2007, 12:44 PM
I know a guy at the gym who was US Navy Construction Battalion. He's a real prick.
Last name wouldn't be Anderson, would it?
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Old Feb 19, 2007 | 12:08 PM
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No, Maloof. He tried to start a fight in the gym and his membership was permanently, which made everyone happy. He wore so much cologne it would make you gag. Whenever anyone would complain, he would lose it and say "That's just your steroids talking." He would do things like step off the scale in the lockerroom and say "You think I'm fat, don't you, George?" I'd reply "No, I don't think you're fat, Sam, I think you're an asshole."
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