[QUOTE]Originally posted by LBRunner
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There's nothing better than whoring!

 

"There's nothing finer, than being in your diner!" -Jerry Seinfeld

 

Dial-up sucks, I wish I was on my T1!

 

*starts crying*

 

Need to get my PPD up, I've been slackin'!

 

post

 

another post, just for the heck of it.

 

Why not another?

 

CORNER!!!

Since this is my first corner, I have a few people I need to thank:


I'd like to thank the academy for making this dream possible...

Mom & Dad for putting up with me...

Mr. Spielberg for not eating all my bagels...

The Land of the Lost for being such an educational children's show...

Mitch, you have been an inspiration to me buddy!

The good folks down at the dry cleaners for lending me this suit to look good tonight...

My favorite prostitute, Katie, for giving me the frequent flyer's discount...

Starbucks for brewing those great beverages that keep me going to the doctor for urinary tract infections, insomnia and anxiety attacks...

S2ki forums, for giving me the opportunity to become the gleaming post-whore that I am today! Couldn't have done it without you!

My dead pet Pee-Wee, even though he has long since passed on keeps me company at night and scares off evil spirits with his post-mortem odors...

The Institute of Future Technology for inventing the anti-gravity DMC hovercar 12 passenger...

And finally, my fellow post-whores, who have inspired me to follow my dreams of grabbing the corner!


I love you all!!!