same here. only pictures. not too many changs so no big rush here.

 

off i go in a bit...
back to get my ass kicked at the mall now... nothing like being the driver/bag-holder-bitch on a day like this

 

haha... you can practice... "yes dear"

 

or.... "yes..that looks great on you..i think $800 for that t-shirt is a great buy..especially since it's 2% off on Black Friday"

 

or "let me stand on line while you shop, honey"

 

or..
you forgot your wallet? never mind..here...just use my cc... i'll be sitting on that couch in the middle of the store along with 80 of my new male friends.

 

...whatever you do NEVER answer the question does this make me look fat?

 

BUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA...
wise words from a man that's probably got all the lingo perfected (you are married, right? you must have been doing something right)
<--still single... i'm the idiot that asks why the stripes on the shirt are wavey

 

<--still waiting....

be ready in 5 means ready in 5 minutes
her ready in 5 means... ?????? (so far 15min)

 

Yeah take advice from me marrried>divorced> married again Albeit to a much nicer sweeter person the second time around