This thread is dying doctor, I am sure of it !!!!!

 

I would like to know how you can be so certain, James?

 

James wouldn't know dead if it happened to him...

 

James is actually the head of Walt Disney in a vat with wires connecting him to the Internet.

 

(actually, it's this thread that's a brain in a vat).

PULL THE PLUG!!!!

 

Trust me Charlie, I am a doctor

 

I actually said that to someone at work today... "trust me." After I said it, I nearly burst out laughing. In my line of work, you have to half trust everything people tell you!

"Did you really crash the system after you edited the registry, or did you drop that slice of pizza on the motherboard first! "

 

It is a stock phrase of mine whenever I say something dubious to someone .......

"It is supposed to look like that, they all do .... trust me I am a doctor .... "

 

But, I do trust you, James. Your mom told me to!