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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 09:38 AM
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Why did TJ cross the road?

He was stuck to the chicken

why did TJ cross the road?

He was stuck in the sheep's ass....
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 10:05 AM
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I read it....funny as hell!!!
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 10:25 AM
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 11:01 AM
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The chicken crossed the road to increase his CPD (crossings per day)
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 11:07 AM
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Originally posted by The Unabageler
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The chicken crossed the road to increase his CPD (crossings per day)
My favorite
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 11:09 AM
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In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

BARBARA WALTERS
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.

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The chicken crossed the road to increase his CPD (crossings per day)


these three are great
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 05:22 PM
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 05:24 PM
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I'm with sick girl
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 05:26 PM
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Why did the Cello cross the road?


















to get away from George chasing it...




(just picture it)
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Old Sep 3, 2003 | 05:27 PM
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Why did the chicken cross the corner?




























to get to the alleyway.....



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