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Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?

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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:22 AM
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Default Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle?
She knows she has given her last blowjob.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:26 AM
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Thats what a mistress is for.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:32 AM
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Or a sheep -- I think. Enlighten me here Andy.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 07:57 AM
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Sheep chew, they do not have the lips to suck things.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 08:52 AM
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unless you knock their teeth out.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 01:40 PM
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Or insert your pecker into and past a short steel or brass soil sampling tube and circumvent the teerh.
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Old Mar 14, 2003 | 01:49 PM
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hmmm, very interesting
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i thought it was insightful and intelligent
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