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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 07:29 AM
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Why are turds tapered?







to keep your ass from slamming shut
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 07:33 AM
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OK ONLY cuz as I said Im in a silly/wierd mood Im gonna tell this OTHER one I heard its not nice and its MEAN but funny none the less..........





Whats the FIRST thing a WOMAN does when she gets out of the Abused Womens Shelter??????
















The dishes if she knows whats good for her! Sorry that was SO bad but kinda funny! can you say OJ?
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:04 AM
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Along those lines (blame MOM if this is offensive):

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?


nothing, it's pointless... you already tried telling her twice
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:06 AM
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I love it moms silly joke thread turned into a women bashing joke thread!


Brant can you change the title please
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:22 AM
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Originally Posted by mikes2k,Jul 13 2004, 08:06 AM
I love it moms silly joke thread turned into a women bashing joke thread!


Brant can you change the title please
Ahhhhh Hes ALLREADY in ENOUGH trouble for you know whatin Mom I DONT think hes gonna wanna push it!
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:25 AM
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What's the most humane way to kill a S2KI member?
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:26 AM
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Sneak up in back of him or her when he or she is gettion a drink of water..........
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:27 AM
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..........and slam the toilet seat down on his or her head!
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:29 AM
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RB











OK da WITCH is OUT! Catch you Kids lata gotta hit da HIGHWAY
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Old Jul 13, 2004 | 08:31 AM
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Happy trails, G.
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