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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 08:37 AM
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I skipped breakfast all the time. . . until I paid that hooker to fix it for me.
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 09:21 AM
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RB I didn't want to say this but fuck you you ific douchenugget
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 09:23 AM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82' date='Dec 26 2008, 10:21 AM
RB I didn't want to say this but fuck you you ific douchenugget
Thank You!
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 09:32 AM
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btw DO NOT let Ellie give you head.....unless you want to be missing some skin
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 09:35 AM
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Yeah, those are some choppers!
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 03:25 PM
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I guess that's why I lost my virginity when I was 17 years old..
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 03:28 PM
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Originally Posted by CrazyCracker82' date='Dec 26 2008, 10:32 AM
btw DO NOT let Ellie give you head.....unless you want to be missing some skin
Psh. . .you weren't complaining as you suddenly became "OKAY" by the Jewish chicks.
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Old Dec 26, 2008 | 04:04 PM
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my g/f is not jewish and doesn't have crazy chompers

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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 12:48 AM
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Who said anything about your special lady?
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Old Dec 27, 2008 | 03:43 AM
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Waffles?
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